VIS VIRES
Hi I'm Maria and you're looking at my thoughts in pictures


paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal


dutchster:

you have two hands. i have two butt cheeks. coincidence? i don’t think so


Anonymous said: You'll never escape

Watch me bitch ✌️


  -  18 May

tyleroakley:

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISRESPECTED

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I AM IN AUSTRALIA, NOT FUCKING NARNIA

(Source: tyleroakley)


Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation)


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